Queer No day but today. Queer

Milagros. 16. Buenos Aires. In love with glitterlourry. Fan of my dog, Uma.

dragonkittyintheanomaly:

vermofftiss:

dictatorofturtles:

Sitting on top of tables is one of the most satisfying things, I don’t even know why it just feels so perfect.

Sitting on top of tables increases happiness by 5000%. I wonder if anyone actually knows why.

we’re all cats in disguise?

    claphne:

    send help

      
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      credit

      (Source: zayns1d)

        Zayn Malik || STL 8-27-14

        more here

          beholdmyrobes:

          beholdmyrobes:

          hello world i’m willingly awake before noon and trying to adjust to this strange new lifestyle

          i just fucking poured orange juice into my coffee

            mgsolid:

            mgsolid:

            HOLY SHIT I FORGOT THE FRIES IN THE OVEN HOLY SHIT

            imageMY FRIES

            (Source: gurlukovich)

              usswillton:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

perving

              usswillton:

              pyrocrastinate:

              tdrloid:

              Low fat yo

              is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

              perving

              (Source: passcety)

                nostalgic-dreaming:

                when someone says “ten years ago” i think about the 90’s not 2003

                  christmasbarakat:

                  my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard

                  (Source: ahcalamity)

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